First come the quotes…
“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” –Steven Wright
“Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.” –Zenna Schaffer
“Fishing is a… discipline in the equality of men – for all men are equal before fish.” –Herbert Hoover
“Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher’s salary.” –Patrick F. McManus
“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.” –Doug Larson
“Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.” –Jimmy D Moore
Then come the jokes…
Q: How do you communicate with a fish? A: Drop it a line!
Q: Which fish go to heaven when they die? A: Angelfish
Q: What do fish use for money? A: Sand dollars!
Q: What do naked fish play with? A: Bare-a-cudas
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