Quotes & Jokes

First come the quotes…

286752701243711344_stsyKyHz_c“There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind.” –Washington Irving

“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” –Steven Wright

“Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.” –Zenna Schaffer

“Fishing is a… discipline in the equality of men – for all men are equal before fish.” –Herbert Hoover

“Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher’s salary.” –Patrick F. McManus

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“If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.” –Doug Larson

“Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.” –Jimmy D Moore

Then come the jokes…

Q: How do you communicate with a fish? A: Drop it a line!

Q: Which fish go to heaven when they die? A: Angelfish

Q: What do fish use for money? A: Sand dollars!

Q: What do naked fish play with? A: Bare-a-cudas

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One thought on “Quotes & Jokes

  1. Frimann F. Sigfusson says:

    Fish Nursery Rhyme: I wish I were a little fish. I wish I were a bass. I’d climb up all the seaweed trees and slide down on my hands and knees.

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